On Other Pages Physics Drugs In the premiere issue of Secret Shame: The Tabloid Journal of Academic Life, editor Camille Paglia elicits these true confessions: Harold Bloom: "Bart Simpson, ç'est moi." Neil Postman: "I've been retraining as a C programmer." Alan Sokol: "All of modern physics is actually a hoax on cultural studies." David Duchovny: "'The X Files' is based on my Yale dissertation." William S. Burroughs: "Death is even better than drugs." Camille Paglia: "Thinking about Michael Kinsley makes my nipples hard." Hoax Culture