German Version 

I wish for Chocolate.

I wish for Beer.

I wish for sleep.

I wish for money.

I wish for peace.

I wish for vacation.

English Version

I wish for Chocolate, that doesn't make me fat.

I wish for Beer that gets me drunk, but doesn't make me fat.

I wish to not have to get up to go to work.

I wish for no debt, and limitless credit.

I wish for Sgt. Cuga to come home, no more sand stories.

I wish for never having to worry about any and all of the above, ever.