Tiffany laughed.  "Yeah, you remember that guy back in undergrad; we called him 'Numps.'   He was about twelve years older, and he used to always tell me he had to save his energy for his marathons.  Once he said that after I'd had a little too much to drink, so I told him 'Peewee disappoints me.'   Really all I wanted was a reaction, since he knew it wasn't true."

"That's pretty awesome." Lauren said. "What did he do?"

"Told me to quit being immature, then, that he was going to sleep." Tiffany said.

"What an ass.  He could have at least proved you wrong." Lauren said.

"Yeah well, we broke up shortly after that." Tiffany explained.

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